UPDATE: We haz winner!
The internet loves cats. The internet loves science. Michele regularly mashes these two things together to create something that is more than the sum of its parts: Science Caturday.
Since Michele and I will be too “busy” at ScienceOnline 2013 to come up with clever captions for this Saturday. So, we are giving you the opportunity to do our job for us and to make with the funny, the insightful, and the educational – caption these cats for us. Unlike most crowd sourcing efforts that try to get you to do someone else’s job for them without reward, we are going to reward the winning caption* with a ScienceOnline themed petri dish ornament by Michele.
Leave your suggestions either in the comments section or by using the twitter hashtag #scihaz13. A winner will be chosen Saturday morning after we have had at least one cup of coffee. Selection criteria will be completely subjective and indefensible on any grounds.
*In the case that the legal personhood of the caption is not recognized by the United States government, we will award the artwork to the author of the caption.
The Finch and Pea 
Sekrit test of kitteh anti-grabbity: Success!
Physics sez: mouse that goz up must come down
I presume COI rules render me ineligible, but this is still fun.
Kasia’s entry: Weather peoplez sez it will rain cats and dogs
But only rainz dogs