1In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
– Genesis 1:1-2 (King James Version – KJV)
And then he made humans, at least twice-ish. Embarrassingly, he seemed to only make one family, which meant that when it came time for Adam and Eve’s son, Cain, to go looking for a bride, he was not going to go looking very far from home.
If you are not descended from a line of Egyptian pharaohs, now is the time to say “EWWW!” and start wondering why all of humanity doesn’t look like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel. Continue reading “In the Beginning. . .or Icky Genesis Genetics”