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Giant swarming schools of squid cause zombie apocalypse

I hope this will help. I have one thing left to do at work today and I cannot get to it until I vent about this headline from boingboing:

Giant schools of swarming squid surround fish photographer

I guarantee that William Strunk, Jr.’s zombie is crawling out of its grave right now in pursuit of Xeni Jardin‘s BRAAAAIIINNNSSSS!*

Just to make me happy (and delay the zombie apocalypse), let’s get rid of the words that are strongly implied by other words in this title. Continue reading “Giant swarming schools of squid cause zombie apocalypse”