When this happens in graduate school, they give you your degree and kick you out.
Is there anything wrong* with Calvin’s hypothesis and/or experimental design (click-through for full protocol)?
*The answer “Thou shall not tempt the Lord your God” will not be accepted. Really, what is the point of omnipotence if you can’t be tempted**. BOOOORRRRING.
**Can God make something so tempting that God is tempted?