The US Food & Drug Administration (FDA) may be understaffed, underfunded, and hamstrung by Congress, but they have been doing a progressively better job at warning the public about unsafe products, and doing so in a way that not only informs, but also catches the eye.
Of course, the amusing headline cannot hide the truth that the manufacturers of Magic Coffee, in order to generate the “magical” effect on your gentleman bits have secretly or without realizing it (the warning does not say which) have included a pharmacologically active compound with potentially deadly side effects – all in the interests of making money, at the expense of your health.
If you are not subscribed to the FDA’s MedWatch Safety Alerts, you should. You’ll get to see the Magic Coffee pattern repeated over and over again – hopefully, with equally snappy headlines.
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The most important part of the warning:
“Consumers should not use instant coffee.”