My kids have a puzzle of “jungle creatures”.
I hate it1. I do not hate it because there is no jungle in the world in which these animals all live together2.
I hate it because this is NOT a monkey.
If you can fit “squirrel monkey” in this space…
…surely wedging “chimpanzee” into that space isn’t asking too much.
In related news, this is NOT a seal.
1. My lovely wife and the mother of my children will not let me throw the puzzle away. She says it will provide “teachable moments”. She is right.
Daddy, what is a ‘goddemchimp’?
2. With the possible exception of the island in Swiss Family Robinson, which is fiction people!