What is science-y about stories of my kids being adorable. Well, on the one hand, they are statistically significantly more adorable than average*. If it helps, I also refer to them as our human genetics experiment (n=2)**.
Punkface MacGruder (2yo) to The Frogger (4yo): Sister, you want ROCK OUT!?
Me: Frogger, when someone asks you if you want to ROCK OUT!, you say “YES!”
* Which, I suppose, would be an example of unconscious bias influencing a study’s results – if it weren’t also true.
** Also, evolutionary theory dictates that my fitness is determined by children.