Recently received this missive from The Frogger’s school. While it did not actually affect my child, it made me weep for her generation. One might expect a bit better from Cambridge, if not humanity at large:
Dear Parents
There will be no Science Day at XXXX on XXXX and it will now be a normal school day. Regrettably, the event has been cancelled due to lack of numbers from other schools.
The Finch and Pea 