That’s no monkey…

My kids have a puzzle of “jungle creatures”.

I hate it1. I do not hate it because there is no jungle in the world in which these animals all live together2.

I hate it because this is NOT a monkey.

If you can fit “squirrel monkey” in this space…

…surely wedging “chimpanzee” into that space isn’t asking too much.

In related news, this is NOT a seal.

1. My lovely wife and the mother of my children will not let me throw the puzzle away. She says it will provide “teachable moments”. She is right.

Daddy, what is a ‘goddemchimp’?

2. With the possible exception of the island in Swiss Family Robinson, which is fiction people!

Author: Josh Witten

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